The wider your knowledge + the more lateral/deeper your thinking = the more creative your solution.

Or Alternatively, the wider you search for plagiarism + the more you want to please your lecturers = the more derivative your solution.

I'm pretty certain, although I can't be certain because I'm too lazy to double check, but I'm more or less sure that the content of my blog thus far contains little actual complaining. Well perhaps a little in a generality sort of way, fucking hell I should have done my research before I started writing this. Fuck off, right I don't want to make this blog into one of the many blogs that are deliberately written to provoke sympathy with regard to the present situation of the author's 'feelings' or any such soft shite like that.

However, the big red bit of this post appeared recently on my briefing for my newest University project. Now maybe I'm just a bit too old in the tooth (I'm 26 tomorrow) for such blatant Americanized [sic] fucking buzz-word twattery; Nevertheless, If you happen to have read this and agreed with my statement I implore to laden me with your sympathy because this is the kind of idle slush I find myself wading through most everyday.

On a fun note, my spell checker pulled me up on spelling americanised with a 'z'. Not because of the spelling mistake, but because I'd forgotten to capitalise the A. That might or might not have made my point for me.

Get well soon Aiden.

Pub Conversations About God (Delete as applicable)

"I tell you how I know God exists/doesn't exist, third world famine. I mean, if he did/didn't exist why would he take action to cull an already over populated world/let people die needlessly? And whilst were at it Muslim extremists/the feeding of the five thousand. Somebody is taking the piss surely why would someone become a suicide bomber/turn up for a day out without a packed lunch? They deserve to go to Hell/ go hungry, if you ask me they're all crazy/crazy."

Got?

Anyone with anything prefers having something to having nothing. The debatable value of something has to be greater than the negative effects of possession.

In effect there is a limited amount of enjoyment to be had from having on your person a home gym. However, although the liquid filled plastic capsules may offer resistance training, you will of course soon realise you're a right fat fuck. All the reps in numeric existence wouldn't mask the fact that you didn't actually acquire the homegym because you thought it'd make for a more effective workout. You acquired because you hate yourself, and now the very existence of the thing serves only to mock you.

Fucking Windows '98.