Wednesday, 11 February 2009

Got?

Anyone with anything prefers having something to having nothing. The debatable value of something has to be greater than the negative effects of possession.

In effect there is a limited amount of enjoyment to be had from having on your person a home gym. However, although the liquid filled plastic capsules may offer resistance training, you will of course soon realise you're a right fat fuck. All the reps in numeric existence wouldn't mask the fact that you didn't actually acquire the homegym because you thought it'd make for a more effective workout. You acquired because you hate yourself, and now the very existence of the thing serves only to mock you.

Fucking Windows '98.

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