Failure to re-launch

Lack of motivation drives almost all of us to a complete stop more than a few times during the course of each year. After suffering an extended period of "can't be fuckedness" I asked myself a question. What would happen to my life if I neglected to surface? And more alarming still will there ever be a time in my existence where I decide enough is enough and opt out?

After some not so careful consideration I concluded that one of these things will happen...

• Mort: Lack of motivation in it's purest of forms must somewhere include death. Whether it be due to ill health or suicide.
  
• Fat(ter): If you were as unimpressed by yourself as I have felt recently you would understand how much comfort can be gained from eating.
• Idiocy: It's a little known fact that going on holiday makes you less intellectually adherent. If you were to completely disengage your brain for an extended period of time then you become less and less able to hold information and become a mong.
• Hippy: You could become disenfrancised by life so much you decide to campaign for plant rights and eat fucking lentils and shit.